I had an absolutely wonderful evening with friends last night which included spending some time curled up in their kitchen sink.
One friend was making rice crispie treats, one was playing on the computer. The RCT friend exclaimed, on finding me spooning the faucet, “I love having you over, you’re so low-maintenance!”
I burst into laughter.
“OK, ” RCT amended, “You’re a low-maintenance friend.”
You have to start somewhere, right?