Like Hammer Time, but with less pants. I’m not wearing pants.
Question time!
1) Why do I sniff the milk if, as long as it’s still a pourable liquid, I’m going to put it in my coffee anyway?
2) Why can’t I sleep? Why? People, it’s 4:33am right now. My alarm was supposed to go off at 5am.
3) Where are my lifting gloves? I had the most perfect pair that gave me the best wrist support ever. Yesterday I upped all the weights in my upper body workout and twisted my right wrist a bit. I want my gloves.
4) What is this tan box that is plugged AND screwed into my hallway electrical outlet? When I was first looking at the condo, I thought it was some sort of charger for one of the worker’s power tools. Yes, I’ve lived here over a year. I haven’t cared because it has pretty much kept to itself and not raided the fridge. The only reason I’m caring now is because electricity prices went so high. Will alarms go off if I unscrew it? What the hell do you screw into an electrical outlet? I’m scared. Hold me.
Oh man, the mc hammer/time reference made me snort.
I had an unidentified box thingy in my apartment, turned out to be carbon reader thingy that worked in conjunction with the smoke detector.
Apparently.
Ah, the sniffing of the milk. I can’t help it either. I get weird looks when others catch me doing it…but one of these times, the milk will be sour…and then I can gloat about it. On second thought, maybe no gloating over something as stupid as that. ;O)
Ditto with the sleep issue - have been averaging 1 1/2 hours per night. My usual solutions to insomnia [1 - make unnecessary lists til I bore myself to sleep; 2 - whistle softly into my partner's ear until he wakes up then demand rambunctious sex] have been failing abysmally. Well, HE has been getting blissful post-coital sleeps, I lie there wanting a cigarette and I don’t even smoke. Day-um frustraaating.
What brand are your weights gloves? I cannot find a halfway decent let alone perfect pair - every brand I have tried are too big and bulky so I can barely close my hand around the bar/dumbbell. Really need the additional wrist support too. Recommendations, please!
Ave-a-good-weegend.