Jessica In Progress

For the Love of Fuck

Ass Math

March7

All that ass kicking I was doing at work?  Well, there are about seventy bazillion asses.  And I only have (one…two…) two feet.  Yes, I am so mentally exhausted that I have resorted to counting my feet before any assertion regarding their number.
 
(If you need inventory of anything I own that goes higher than ten?  The answer is seventy bazillion.  No, I will not take off my socks.  I’m too tired.)
 
I am in some ways thankful for all the asses in my kicking queue.  If I weren’t busy at work, it would make the days until my official notice intolerable.  Instead, it is tiring, frustrating, insane, and somewhat inane.   With just enough feeling of accomplishment that I don’t walk out prematurely.

 
I’m also starting to feel very guilty and frustrated over the fact people don’t know I’m leaving.  I have no desire to make it public until my official two-weeks, but I thought a certain meeting with a certain boss would have occurred by now and I could informally give him a heads up.  I’m pretty sure I’m in the headcount for some new work on the way and I hate the idea I might leave them in a lurch.
 
But the meeting has not happened.  And there is just not another good way to share this information.   So I sit and worry.  When I’m not ass kicking.
 
So…how was your day?

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4 Comments to

“Ass Math”

  1. On March 8th, 2006 at 8:48 pm Laura Says:

    Lee proposed to me! : ) I haven’t blogged since I met him but you used to read my blog a while ago!! I’m so happy! I wanted you to know! take care!

  2. On March 8th, 2006 at 9:09 pm jessicainprogress Says:

    I assume the answer was yes, no? :) That’s awesome girl.

  3. On March 9th, 2006 at 1:22 pm Kristin Says:

    I am glad you are kicking asses.

    I just wanted to tell you, because I haven’t yet, that I love that your little slogan is ‘for the love of fuck’. It is the best little slogan I’ve seen yet.

  4. On March 9th, 2006 at 11:09 pm TG Says:

    See, I told you that “for the love of fuck” thing would come in handy one day.

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