She Said/She Said
“I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone as attractive as you.”
What I should have said: Thank you, how sweet.
What I said: You don’t get out much, do you?
“You are welcome to come along [and meet my aunt/cousins].”
What I should have said: Thank you, how thoughtful. Unfortunately, I am busy that day.
What I said: AHHH! Are you INSANE? NO! Why would you SAY something like that??
“Is everything alright?”
What I wanted to say: No. I’m completely overwhelmed here. We can barely see each other more than once a week and show up for dates hours early or late depending on traffic. You also seem to possess real emotions and I am evidently a robot with the emotional maturity of a six-year-old. How the fuck can this work?
What I said: Yes.
You’re totally my long lost sister. Because, I mean, really! Love you.
I completely identify with this. Love it.
Right back at ya ladies. Of course, he read it last night and laughed his ass off.
That’s fabulous :) What’d he say after he finished laughing like a drain? Hey, how’s the enrolling in school process coming along? How are the kitties (domesticus and panthera et al)? Grovelling apols for not having chatted in yonks but if you check out my latest post you’ll see kinda why … will try for an email asap. Love & hugs as always.
xxx