He’d Better Learn That Every Conversation Can Go On The Internet
December7
“Hey.”
“Hey.”
“Watcha doing?”
“Peeing.”
“Where are you?”
“In the bathroom.”
“…”
“…”
“That’s…fortunate?”
“I thought so.”
“Hey.”
“Hey.”
“Watcha doing?”
“Peeing.”
“Where are you?”
“In the bathroom.”
“…”
“…”
“That’s…fortunate?”
“I thought so.”
There’s no G in “Peein.”
Just sayin.
The silent apostrophe is a Southern thing. She’ll get it one of these days.