Jessica In Progress

For the Love of Fuck

Down and Dirty

June11

On Fridays, I go straight from trapping to work.  Trapping involves walking through dense vegetation picking up metal boxes that smell strongly of urine.  I am covered in mud, leaves, spiders, and possibly communicable diseases by the end.
 
Usually, I try to be very discrete.  I sneak into the bathroom and use the handicap stall to change.  I use my socks to mop up the sticks and dirt that falls from my body as I shed clothes.  (I have found a key to the grungy-to-office transition is skirts.  Because after waterlogged 50-lbs jeans, my legs need AIR.)
 
But last Firday I was so freaking happy.  We’d seen otters!  I found a trap with a yellow rat snake!  I was also possibly the dirtiest I’ve been so far in this adventure.
 
And I thought about a co-worker who has mentioned more than once lately that I don’t seem happy.  I’ve tried to explain that my passions lie a little on the rural side of a desk job, but he doesn’t seem to get it.  So, I figured I’d run over and surprise him as-is to show him the depth of my depravity and a real true smile on my face.
 
He wasn’t there.  But I had to pass a second co-worker’s office and I caught the look on his face.  That look said I could not just run past him again without explanation.
 
I stopped in his doorway.
 
His jaw dropped open.
 
“Hi!”
 
“What happened?!”
 
“Nothing!”
 
“Were you hit by a truck?”
 
I tried to explain, but it was very obvious I was speaking Chinese.  And no matter how big I smiled, he couldn’t understand happiness came in that sort of package.
 
Jessica in Progress.  Getting hit by trucks since 2007.

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