Words, Wine, Time
November15
What are things Jessica has none of?
DING DING DING!
(Actually, that was me hitting my head on the desk. More of a “CLUNK CLUNK SMOOSH.)
What I would write about if I had any of those three:
1) Ex-boyfriends
2) How it might not be appropriate to write about ex-boyfriends if I’m married
3) How after deciding I was definitely not cut out for the death-do-you-part gig, I am once again wearing rings on my left hand and washing underwear that I don’t wear. Unless I run out of mine, at least.
4) How my husband likened sex with him to having a million dollars.
I think I’ll stop there and let you muddle that one over.