Love in a time of noisey laundry appliances
“What do you want for dinner?”
“Nothing. I had cheese and crackers. And peanut M&Ms. And doritos.”
“You had cheese and crackers?”
“Yes.”
“And you didn’t call me down?”
“Right.”
“But you called me down to move the washer and dryer?”
“All’s fair in love and war. Guess which one this is.”