To think the good girls had it wrong all the time
May28
Five minutes after Tom has told me a rather raunchy story from his past…
“I’m so happy.”
“Huh?”
“I don’t think most husbands can tell their wives stories like that.”
“Uh, like what?”
(Fingers smeared under nose such as end of said story) “That story.”
“Oh. Well, whatever.”
“I’m so lucky.”
“Lucky?”
“Yup.”
“That you have a crass slut as a wife?”
“Yup.”
“Ok then.”