Summer Nights
Dear Rascal Flatts,
I was never a huge fan, although I didn’t find you noxious enough to earn a Oh-Hell-No-Change-That-Damn-Station-NOW verdict.
And I am so glad for that. Because your song? satire? corny pick up lines? “Summer Nights” has the ability to make me bob to the melody and LOL.
I just ask in the future that you try timing the comedy a bit better. I am not quite done giggling over the line “Everybody’s feeling sexy” in the first chorus when you hit me with sage advice to the ladies: “Ya’ll keep doing ya’lls thing” and I break out in peals of laughter.
You don’t want to know where I’d place my igloo cooler,
Jessica in Progress
ps. You are also educational on top of it all! In writing this letter, I learned the proper apostrophe placement in “ya’ll”. Could a nobel prize be in the works for you guys? Indeed.