Me: isn’t it very obvious right now (gesturing to Tom’s state of hair- both facial and head) that I married my father?
Mom: …Yes…but they had very different personalities.
Me: I know. When Tom gets drunk he doesn’t sing in French.
Mom: I was thinking more about Tom’s ability with home improvement.
Me: That’s true. Dad focused very much on the ‘Yourself’ aspect of DYI. Regardless of how many corners he cut ‘Doing It’.
Sorry Dad, but it’s true. You rocked the full beard better, if that’s worth anything.