Tom: Hey, the high on Wednesday is neg one!
Me: THAT’S NOT A REAL HIGH. HIGHS CANNOT BE NEGATIVE NUMBERS.
Tom: Someone forgot to tell Wisconsin that.
(Send…stuff. and things. I have no clue what the fuck will see us through this but I’m sure more stuff and things will help.)
(In case you couldn’t tell, I’m kidding. I’m loving it. Unless you were going to send dollar bills or gold bullion. THEN S O MOTHERFUCKING S PEOPLE.)