Tom: Damn! I left your bra at work.
Me: I shouldn’t have had any bras in the laundry!
Tom: But you did. A sports bra. Don’t worry, it didn’t go in the dryer. That’s why I forgot it. It’s hanging off the door to the breaker panel.
Me: What?! What are you going to do when we have actual employees??!
Tom:…Tell them to hang their bras elsewhere? That door is for YOUR bras.