Of Lists and Lemons

I get the point.

Flexibility, it’s all about flexibility.

Because the moment you say, “I’m going to make lists and check some things off” the toilet will overflow.

So I bought conditioner and a plunger.

Then, my body decided to defect to the “you’re too busy” camp and sleep. Yeah, I thought I’d take a nap at some point. But I’m talking two cups of coffee and I still crashed so hard I couldn’t remember my first name.

Since the whole day was going out the window, I’m baking lemon squares. I might eat them all tonight. Start tomorrow with a clean slate.

Table for More Than One?

Let’s say you’re going to have a dinner party. Grown-up like.

But for 8 people, you can only think of 7 chairs. And that includes:

1) Two real chairs with cat hair-infused cushions

2) Two green plastic patio chairs

3) One computer chair

4) One stool from your vanity

5) One small step ladder

Do you pull out the huge rubbermaid container full of action figures, throw a pillow on it, and call it chair #8? Will your friends find it charming, the dinner a success, and be amazed at your “can-do” attitude?

Or, will your friends pity the tacky chairs, the slightly burnt rice, and the frantic look in your eyes?

Shut up darling. Because they love you no matter what. Convince yourself to do the same and then you’ve accomplished something.